ororosmunroe

ya’ll headcanoning Miles shoplifting art supplies on the regular when canonically he can’t even get away with tagging a postal box with a removable sticker…is very sus…

erikkillmongerdontpullout

Whites: so he uhhh is black…so they STEAL but he does it artistically….UwU

jabariqueen

It shows they really want to apply racist stereotypes to miles even though it doesn’t make any sense whatsoever lol. First of all Miles is a good kid who would never steal and his family clearly has enough money to buy art supplies, even the expensive kind lol. And even if he wanted to steal something, you think Jefferson would let him get away with it?? Never have I heard someone headcanoning Spiderman as a thief. Spiderman, the friendly neighborhood hero who walks people home and stop people from robbing stuff, is gonna steal stuff from art stores????

space-lesbo

miles wouldn’t steal anything ever. he’s too good a kid to

chancethereaper

rogha

Miles stole a pencil from ikea by accident and cried about it for a week probably who do you think he is!!!

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed

The only canon of Miles stealing anything is that video of the kid accidentally stealing a cup from a restaurant and crying to his mum to not call the cops

princessnijireiki

Miles? Stealing art supplies? As if he needs to?

Miles Morales has a $300+ drafting table setup in his bedroom, which these nerds would know if they weren’t busy being broke-asses on top of being racist fucking dummies lmao

…and on top of that, even if we’re assuming (generously) that the issue is bc he wouldn’t be able to buy spray paint on his own on account of being a minor: there’s spray paint stains & paint masking tape on that same table, which Miles’ parents clearly know he’s using inside, on top of his uncle’s support for his art. So like. They’re buying him the paint. Duh.

I know some of these folks can only “relate” to this character if they depict him as a negative stereotype or if they project “relatable” (out of character) traits on him to ~balance~ out the Afro-Latinness, but like… lmao sorry not sorry a Black Nuyorican kid’s not a thief & has a loving family who all universally invest in his interests and who foster, support, and fund his skills. 💁🏽‍♀️

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Miles Morales has a $300+ drafting table setup in his bedroom, which these nerds would know if they weren’t busy being broke-asses on top of being racist fucking dummies lmao